Chaos Generator

Enjoy this divination tool, called a chaos generator because Divine chaos generates it.

Life’s chaos is not actually chaotic. Divine Beneficence executes complex, organized plans to carry us to our dearest goals. The plans are so complex that, to the limited human mind, they may seem chaotic or contrary to our needs. Chaos is synchronicity in disguise.

I’m not referring to the chaos that is actually cruel. Heaven forbid.

The Chaos Generator randomly generates a different quote near the bottom of this page every 25 seconds, including quotes from randomly-generated moi.

Deep down, the quote won’t actually be random.

The quote might provide divination, inspiration, guidance, insight, connectivity, or a giggle.

For more about the power hidden in chaos, check out Share My Insanity

Want to add more chaos … um, I mean more synchronicity … to this free divination tool?

1) If you’ve written a one or two-liner that is uplifting, good advice, or the like:
* Email it to me at outlawbunny at outlawbunny.com.
* Put “Chaos Generator” in the subject field.
* Right after your quote, put the exact name you want the quote attributed to.

2) Or email a quote from one of my books, blogs, etc—a quote you’d find helpful to be reminded of occasionally. Remind me which book or blog the quote is from.

3) Send as many quotes as you want. I cannot guarantee I’ll use all submissions.

4) No third party quotes.

Thank you. Together, we’re making this thought-for-the-moment collection into a fun, useful tool for community and a special online retreat.

Scroll down for wisdom generated by Divine Chaos! C’mon by daily.

"The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of being hurt"—Thomas Merton
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T19:15:21-04:00
"The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of being hurt"—Thomas Merton
"Ignore her. She's the kind of person who, if you got diamond encrusted nipples, would tell you they're not shiny enough."—Katie H.
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T19:16:21-04:00
"Ignore her. She's the kind of person who, if you got diamond encrusted nipples, would tell you they're not shiny enough."—Katie H.
“God is my big toe. And your big toe. Both of them. Both of mine. And all our other toes.”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-09-04T16:20:24-04:00
“God is my big toe. And your big toe. Both of them. Both of mine. And all our other toes.”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
“Art is a way of helping people uplift their energy.”—Jenelle Leigh Campion
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-09-06T01:14:55-04:00
“Art is a way of helping people uplift their energy.”—Jenelle Leigh Campion
"I believe there’s a Goddess of Chaos, The Ultimate Trickster, and from Her fingers pour currents of events that necessarily disrupt our lives. This flurry of seemingly meaningless problems, roadblocks, and maybe even insanity ends up being exactly what we need to become happier."—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T19:13:08-04:00
"I believe there’s a Goddess of Chaos, The Ultimate Trickster, and from Her fingers pour currents of events that necessarily disrupt our lives. This flurry of seemingly meaningless problems, roadblocks, and maybe even insanity ends up being exactly what we need to become happier."—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
“We are all, each and every one of us, a cosmos.”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T19:17:28-04:00
“We are all, each and every one of us, a cosmos.”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
"When my dear friend JoAnne gets asked how she maintains such a gorgeous collection of indoor house plants, she responds, "It's easy! I just don't keep the dead ones."—Katie H.
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T19:25:34-04:00
"When my dear friend JoAnne gets asked how she maintains such a gorgeous collection of indoor house plants, she responds, "It's easy! I just don't keep the dead ones."—Katie H.
Keep calm and let karma finish it. —the universe
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T17:43:02-04:00
Keep calm and let karma finish it. —the universe
"The universe is like a connect-the-dots picture except each dot connects with all the other dots, making a picture that only the mad see. That picture can inspire and empower, can provide experiences so profound or loving that you’re flying."—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T19:00:08-04:00
"The universe is like a connect-the-dots picture except each dot connects with all the other dots, making a picture that only the mad see. That picture can inspire and empower, can provide experiences so profound or loving that you’re flying."—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
“Stardust is falling on you, every moment. Grab it.”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-09-06T01:15:56-04:00
“Stardust is falling on you, every moment. Grab it.”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
"I’m a person with disabilities—wheelchair and all. You bet I make cripple jokes. The more scary or dire a human concern—and the more pain and tragedy involved—the more it may require a seemingly ruthless humor to cope (and perhaps even triumph)."—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T18:47:07-04:00
"I’m a person with disabilities—wheelchair and all. You bet I make cripple jokes. The more scary or dire a human concern—and the more pain and tragedy involved—the more it may require a seemingly ruthless humor to cope (and perhaps even triumph)."—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Color makes me feel happy.—Jenelle Leigh Campion
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-09-17T00:17:34-04:00
Color makes me feel happy.—Jenelle Leigh Campion
I asked for help or an answer and you gave me sweat, unspeakable compassion, thundering strength to rise one more morning.—Silver River Hawk (Brett Stevens)
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T17:55:38-04:00
I asked for help or an answer and you gave me sweat, unspeakable compassion, thundering strength to rise one more morning.—Silver River Hawk (Brett Stevens)
Grace is the state of moving toward your desires effortlessly on the wings of the universe.—Be A Goddess!, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T17:58:18-04:00
Grace is the state of moving toward your desires effortlessly on the wings of the universe.—Be A Goddess!, Francesca De Grandis
Our eccentricities, off-the-wall perspectives, and human peculiarities are often the urges, visions, and acts out of which we can make heroic lives.—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T20:03:01-04:00
Our eccentricities, off-the-wall perspectives, and human peculiarities are often the urges, visions, and acts out of which we can make heroic lives.—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
"You're unique, just like everyone else."—Julia Swancy
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T18:56:28-04:00
"You're unique, just like everyone else."—Julia Swancy
"A spiritual approach is no substitute for a competent psychiatrist or therapist."—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T18:57:38-04:00
"A spiritual approach is no substitute for a competent psychiatrist or therapist."—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
If life isn’t going the way you want, your creative efforts lack oomph, or you’re too afraid of living life all the way, maybe you’re not crazy enough.—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T17:47:17-04:00
If life isn’t going the way you want, your creative efforts lack oomph, or you’re too afraid of living life all the way, maybe you’re not crazy enough.—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Laughing in the worst of times may be crazy, but those of us who have weathered those times know that anything even mildly amusing can keep you going.—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T17:56:52-04:00
Laughing in the worst of times may be crazy, but those of us who have weathered those times know that anything even mildly amusing can keep you going.—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
“Unseelie is the term for evil Faeries. They’re highly invested in distracting us from our true selves, including our true Feyness, go to great lengths to create such distractions, and are quite skilled at it. Truly mean beings! They’ll lead a person on a wild goose chase for decades, that seeker all the time thinking they’re traveling a rare path to power but instead are on the road to complete self-destruction. Ask the Faerie Queen, also know as the Seelie Queen, to protect you from the Unseelie.”—Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-09-04T16:29:05-04:00
“Unseelie is the term for evil Faeries. They’re highly invested in distracting us from our true selves, including our true Feyness, go to great lengths to create such distractions, and are quite skilled at it. Truly mean beings! They’ll lead a person on a wild goose chase for decades, that seeker all the time thinking they’re traveling a rare path to power but instead are on the road to complete self-destruction. Ask the Faerie Queen, also know as the Seelie Queen, to protect you from the Unseelie.”—Francesca De Grandis
“I’m one step ahead of the Mad Hatter at Alice’s tea party.”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-09-17T00:16:15-04:00
“I’m one step ahead of the Mad Hatter at Alice’s tea party.”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
"My life is a poem, an allegory thrust upon me, a mischief by benevolent Chaos Gods, a bardic alchemy, a myth I try to decipher and try to live fully."—Francesca De Grandis, excerpt from blog post on this site
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T18:50:18-04:00
"My life is a poem, an allegory thrust upon me, a mischief by benevolent Chaos Gods, a bardic alchemy, a myth I try to decipher and try to live fully."—Francesca De Grandis, excerpt from blog post on this site
"Spirituality is a complex, personal thing. You may have your own definition of God. Is your God a tree? A genderbender? There are infinite ways to define the Divine. Not all include deity. Do you see the Divine not as Deity but as the Cosmic Song? Dance? The power of love?"—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T19:09:39-04:00
"Spirituality is a complex, personal thing. You may have your own definition of God. Is your God a tree? A genderbender? There are infinite ways to define the Divine. Not all include deity. Do you see the Divine not as Deity but as the Cosmic Song? Dance? The power of love?"—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Sometimes you can't create a Sistine Chapel for the Gods. Sometimes its much more like a macaroni necklace. But that's still a good thing, because what mom doesn't love getting one of those made by her children as a pure expression of love?—Kestril Trueseeker
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T17:49:39-04:00
Sometimes you can't create a Sistine Chapel for the Gods. Sometimes its much more like a macaroni necklace. But that's still a good thing, because what mom doesn't love getting one of those made by her children as a pure expression of love?—Kestril Trueseeker
“Innovative people often need to live in a world where time doesn’t matter because their work may have to develop for many years before there are visible results.”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T19:23:40-04:00
“Innovative people often need to live in a world where time doesn’t matter because their work may have to develop for many years before there are visible results.”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
"Breathing is always a good idea."—Julia Swancy
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T18:55:48-04:00
"Breathing is always a good idea."—Julia Swancy
“The power to change your life is within you right now. Tap into it by focusing on the things that bring you joy."—Feline Dreamers
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-09-04T16:17:05-04:00
“The power to change your life is within you right now. Tap into it by focusing on the things that bring you joy."—Feline Dreamers
“Crazy times call for healthy madness!”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T17:13:17-04:00
“Crazy times call for healthy madness!”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
"Contrary to popular opinion, kindness and honesty are not mutually exclusive. Deliver your truths with compassion."—Feline Dreamers
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T19:14:12-04:00
"Contrary to popular opinion, kindness and honesty are not mutually exclusive. Deliver your truths with compassion."—Feline Dreamers
“Advertising treats all products with the reverence and the seriousness due to sacraments.”—Thomas Merton
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T19:19:29-04:00
“Advertising treats all products with the reverence and the seriousness due to sacraments.”—Thomas Merton
"The self-help movement’s focus on fixing what’s wrong is not always good. Sometimes, it reinforces the message that hurt us so much in the first place: 'There’s something terrible about me.' ”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-09-06T01:17:53-04:00
"The self-help movement’s focus on fixing what’s wrong is not always good. Sometimes, it reinforces the message that hurt us so much in the first place: 'There’s something terrible about me.' ”—Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Art is a way to celebrate beauty.—Jenelle Leigh Campion
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-09-06T01:19:14-04:00
Art is a way to celebrate beauty.—Jenelle Leigh Campion
“Art is a tool for transformation.”—Jenelle Leigh Campion
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-09-06T01:16:48-04:00
“Art is a tool for transformation.”—Jenelle Leigh Campion
“Things are the way you believe them to be until somebody tells you differently.”—Kathi Somers
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T18:58:52-04:00
“Things are the way you believe them to be until somebody tells you differently.”—Kathi Somers
"When you feel inspired to do something, go for it! Stop what you were doing and pursue your passion. Do at least a little bit every day."—Feline Dreamers
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T19:22:10-04:00
"When you feel inspired to do something, go for it! Stop what you were doing and pursue your passion. Do at least a little bit every day."—Feline Dreamers
"Loving yourself takes patience with those who say you can’t, kindness to those who say you shouldn’t, and forgiveness for when you didn’t."—Feline Dreamers
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-08-29T19:10:52-04:00
"Loving yourself takes patience with those who say you can’t, kindness to those who say you shouldn’t, and forgiveness for when you didn’t."—Feline Dreamers
Buddha has reincarnated as all the black cats in the world. —Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis
2018-09-04T16:15:16-04:00
Buddha has reincarnated as all the black cats in the world. —Share My Insanity, Francesca De Grandis
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Faerie magic—Goddess witch spells—with Francesca De Grandis

9 Responses to Chaos Generator

  1. Michaela Heil says:
    June 17, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    this one’s from your book “be a goddess“ chapter 6 – and it always makes me laugh: “ok, I’ll admit it, I actually have nothing else to add, but I couldn’t resist the joke.“

    Reply
  2. Pam says:
    April 3, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    I like this one:

    “Any indication of not knowing how consistently great you are is merely a lapse into insanity.” Charles to Ray Eames, Jan. 3 1975

    Reply
  3. thomas byrnes / Chicot le Fou says:
    January 3, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    Chaos Kahuna ! You are a scream ! All is WELL ; I have 2 quotes ( neither are mine ) that I really love . Don’t know who wrote this ; just remember reading it decades ago : “There’s always the Unexpected” . Chaos theory in 4 words . The other is by the great English writer C. S. Lewis and in checking , appears to be in the public domain : ” The pain now is the price we pay for the joy then ; that’s the deal “. He lived it , too . Bright Blessings , Chaos Kahuna ! You always make me laugh ! Thanks !

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  4. Maureen says:
    November 18, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    Pick up acorns.

    by me!

    Reply
  5. Julia Swancy says:
    November 1, 2011 at 11:57 pm

    THIS!!! is awesome!!!! I’ll be submitting quotes 🙂 LOVE it!

    Reply

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